My Mother-in-law Must Be The

My Sister-in-law Is So Skinny That She Has A Striped Dress With Only One Stripe.

Absolutely Nothing Was Happening In My Marriage. I Nicknamed My Waterbed, Lake Placid!

Right From The Start My Parents Had Left Me To Fend For Myself. Apparently Unaware That I Was A Kid, They Invariably Treated Me Like An Adult, Perhaps Because They Themselves Were No Spring Chickens.

He Has So Many Muscles He Has To Make An Appointment To Move His Fingers.

I Asked My Hairdresser What Would Look Good On Me. She Says A Los Angeles Rams Football Helmet.