I Was The World's Ugliest

You Know You're Old When Your Walker Has An Airbag.

Comedy Is Tragedy Revisited.

What I Don't Like About Office Christmas Parties Is Looking For A Job The Next Day.

When I Go To The Beauty Parlor, I Always Use The Emergency Entrance. Sometimes I Just Go For An Estimate.

On The Way To The Delivery Room, I Almost Changed My Mind About Having A Baby. I Wouldn't Have Found It So Hard To Go Ahead With It If I Had Realized That Having A Baby Was The Only Way I Could Ever Become A Grandmother.