I Was In A Beauty

I Want My Children To Have All The Things I Couldn't Afford. Then I Want To Move In With Them.

Your Husband Is Lazy If When He Leaves The House, He Finds Out Which Way The Wind Is Blowing And Goes That Direction.

My Timing Is So Precise, A Heckler Would Have To Make An Appointment Just To Get A Word In.

If I Wore A Peek-a-boo Dress, It Would Be Like Turning In A False Alarm.

You Know You're Old When Someone Compliments You On Your Alligator Shoes, And You're Barefoot.