List Of 3828+ Mom Quotes

Your Mom Was Right When She Told You Never To Discuss Politics And Religion Because Emotions Run So High In Those Arenas. Especially Religion.

The Moment You Start Dividing Thought And Feeling, The Ratio Of Sinitive From The Intuitive, You're Dead. There Is No Difference Between Emotion And Thought. You Can Be Unreasonable.

Getting Down On All Fours And Imitating A Rhinoceros Stops Babies From Crying. (put An Empty Cigarette Pack On Your Nose For A Horn And Make Loud "snort" Noises.) I Don't Know Why Parents Don't Do This More Often. Usually It Makes The Kid Laugh. Sometimes It Sends Him Into Shock. Either Way It Quiets Him Down. If You're A Parent, Acting Like A Rhino Has Another Advantage. Keep It Up Until The Kid Is A Teenager And He Definitely Won't Have His Friends Hanging Around Your House All The Time.

[kurt] Vonnegut Once Said, If You Ever Want To Know Who Somebody Is... Like You Look At Richard Nixon, Or Adolf Hitler, Or Ralph Nader, Or Anybody Who Seems Like A Difficult Person To Understand, And Is Therefore Not Part Of The Pattern Of Human Behavior. Think About Who They Were In High School, And They Will Explain Themselves To You. So We Got A Hold Of, Like, 50 High-school Yearbooks, Including My Mom's From 1925 Or Something, And We Discovered That They're All The Same.

Each Child Is Biologically Required To Have A Mother. Fatherhood Is A Well-regarded Theory, But Motherhood Is A Fact.

And Worrying Is Less Work Than Doing Something To Fix The Worry. This Is Especially True If We're Careful To Pick The Biggest Possible Problems To Worry About. Everybody Wants To Save The Earth; Nobody Want To Help Mom Do The Dishes.

Everybody Wants To Save The Earth; Nobody Wants To Help Mom Do The Dishes.

How Womanly It Is To Ask The Unanswerable At The Moment Impossible.

I Think God Is In Us. I Think We Manifest God In Every Moment.

I Could Get Away With Not Taking Care Of Myself As A Bachelorette But As A Mom I Can't.

In The Future, Maybe Quantum Mechanics Will Teach Us Something Equally Chilling About Exactly How We Exist From Moment To Moment Of What We Like To Think Of As Time.

I Started Acting When I Was Five Years Old. I Found It Randomly, Through Listening To My Brother Study Monologues. I Auditorally Started Memorizing Them For No Reason, And Started Repeating Them To Anyone Who Would Listen To Me. And Then, I Begged My Mom To Let Me Do Whatever That Meant Because I Couldn't Put Into Words Exactly What That Meant. It Just Meant Me Happy. And Then, When I Was 11 Years Old, I Realized What I Was Doing And I Looked To My Mom And Said, "can I Make This Something I Can Do For The Rest Of My Life?" She Was Like, "yeah, Sure, If You Want To." And I Was Like, "okay, Great! I Think I Might Want To Do This Forever."