List Of 2022+ Baby Quotes

The Oil Companies Are Regulated By The Federal Government. They Can't Drill On Land Nor In American Waters Without Permission From The Feds. Many Republicans Want To Drill Baby Drill But What's The Point If All The Oil Goes To China? Increased Production Obviously Doesn't Mean Lower Prices For Us.

There Comes A Time When A Human Being Has To Either Face Evil Or Admit To Allowing It. Abortion Is Legal In The United States, But It Should Not Be Celebrated Or Used As A Political Tool. Viable Babies Are Human Beings.

I Was Told A Lie From The Pit Of Hell: That My Baby Was Just A Blob Of Tissue. The Aftermath Of Abortion Can Equally Deadly For Both Mother And Unborn Child. A Woman Who Has An Abortion Is Sentenced To Bear That For The Rest Of Her Life.

I'm A Working Stiff, Baby, Just Like Everybody Else.

Children From The Age Of Five To Ten Should Watch More Television. Television Depicts Adults As Rotten Sob's Given To Fistfights, Gunplay, And Other Mayhem. Kids Who Believe This About Grownups Aren't Likely To Argue About Bedtime.

The Day Was Warm And Clear. Kids Were Playing Soccer In The Parking Lots And Women Were Sunning Their Babies And Having Their Tea All Over The Lawns. The Scene Was Entirely Too Cheery For Journalism.

Getting Down On All Fours And Imitating A Rhinoceros Stops Babies From Crying. (put An Empty Cigarette Pack On Your Nose For A Horn And Make Loud "snort" Noises.) I Don't Know Why Parents Don't Do This More Often. Usually It Makes The Kid Laugh. Sometimes It Sends Him Into Shock. Either Way It Quiets Him Down. If You're A Parent, Acting Like A Rhino Has Another Advantage. Keep It Up Until The Kid Is A Teenager And He Definitely Won't Have His Friends Hanging Around Your House All The Time.

Distracting A Politician From Governing Is Like Distracting A Bear From Eating Your Baby.

For Toddlers I Suggest Leaving Their Mittens On Year-round, Indoors And Out. That Way They Can't Get Into Aspirin Bottles, Liquor Cabinets, Or Boxes Of Kitchen Matches.

Women Are Successful In The Business World Because The Business World Was Created By Men. Men Are Babies. And Women Aregood With Kids.

I Didn't See Any Nra Officials Killing Babies In Waco.

The Second Item In The Liberal Creed, After Self-righteousness, Is Unaccountability. Liberals Have Invented Whole College Majors--psychology, Sociology, Women's Studies--to Prove That Nothing Is Anybody's Fault. No One Is Fond Of Taking Responsibility For His Actions, But Consider How Much You'd Have To Hate Free Will To Come Up With A Political Platform That Advocates Killing Unborn Babies But Not Convicted Murderers. A Callous Pragmatist Might Favor Abortion And Capital Punishment. A Devout Christian Would Sanction Neither. But It Takes Years Of Therapy To Arrive At The Liberal View.