Comedy Is Tragedy Revisited.

My Sister-in-law Is So Skinny That She Has A Striped Dress With Only One Stripe.

They Just Elected Me Mis Phonograph Record Of 1966. They Discovered My Measurements Were 33 1/2, 45, 78!

A Smile Is A Curve That Sets Everything Straight.

Your Husband Is Lazy If When He Leaves The House, He Finds Out Which Way The Wind Is Blowing And Goes That Direction.

I Don't Like To Cook. I Can Make A Tv Dinner Taste Like Radio.