A Stand-up Comic Is Judged

By Far The Most Common Craving Of Pregnant Women Is Not To Be Pregnant.

My Mother-in-law Buys Her Coats In A Carper Shop. She Wears A 9x12.

... If I Invested In A Mouthwash Stock, Bad Breath Would Suddenly Become Popular.

In Most States You Can Get A Driver's License When You're Sixteen Years Old, Which Made A Lot Of Sense To Me When I Was Sixteen Years Old But Now Seems Insane.

My Mother-in-law Had A Pain Beneath Her Left Breast. Turned Out To Be A Trick Knee.