By Far The Most Common

My Husband Is So Cheap. On Christmas Eve, He Fires One Shot And Tells The Kids Santa Committed Suicide.

I Want My Children To Have All The Things I Couldn't Afford. Then I Want To Move In With Them.

I Once Wore A Peekaboo Blouse. People Would Peek And Then They’d Boo.

Your Husband Is Lazy If When He Leaves The House, He Finds Out Which Way The Wind Is Blowing And Goes That Direction.

I Will Never Give Up. I Am In My 14th Year Of A 10-day Beauty Plan.