Our Dog Died From Licking

When I Go To The Beauty Parlor, I Always Use The Emergency Entrance. Sometimes I Just Go For An Estimate.

Some Wives Have Model Husbands, I Got One That Needed Remodeling.

Think Of Me As A Sex Symbol For The Men Who Don't Give A Damn.

Most Children Threaten At Times To Run Away From Home. This Is The Only Thing That Keeps Some Parents Going.

We Californians Are Constantly Accused Of Not Having Seasons, But We Do. We Have Fire, Flood, Mud, And Drought.