Some Wives Have Model Husbands,

If It Weren't For My Adam's Apple, I'd Have No Shape At All.

Let Me Tell You, A Discussion That Starts, 'i'll Tell You Something You Do That Irritates Me, If You Tell Me Something I Do That Bothers You,' Never Ends In A Hug And A Kiss.

A Smile Is A Curve That Sets Everything Straight.

It's An Ill Will That Blows When You Leave The Hairdresser.

No Matter What Time Your Guests Arrive, Pretend They're Early, So Naturally You're Not Ready.