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When Buying A New House ... Buy The House Far Enough Away From School So Your Kids Can't Come Home For Lunch.
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When Buying A New House

Phyllis Diller
When Buying A New House ... Buy The House Far Enough Away From School So Your Kids Can't Come Home For Lunch.
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