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My Husband Always Felt That A Marriage And Career Don't Mix. That's Why He's Never Worked.

Your Husband Is Lazy If When He Leaves The House, He Finds Out Which Way The Wind Is Blowing And Goes That Direction.

You Know You're Old If They Have Discontinued Your Blood Type.

Our Dog Died From Licking Our Wedding Picture.

Have You Ever Known Anyone Who Bought A Fruitcake For Himself? Of Course Not. They Are Purchased As Christmas Gifts, Mostly For People You Don't Particularly Like.