Most People Get An Appointment

They Just Elected Me Mis Phonograph Record Of 1966. They Discovered My Measurements Were 33 1/2, 45, 78!

Never Go To Bed Mad. Stay Up And Fight.

It Took Me Three Weeks To Stuff The Turkey. I Stuffed It Through The Beak.

I Never Made `who's Who,' But I'm Featured In `what's That?'

I Spent Seven Hours In A Beauty Shop... And That Was For The Estimate.