List Of 189+ Turkeys Quotes

[in Reference To Turkey Bowling] He [tommy] Squinted And Picked His Target, Then Took His Steps And Sent The Bird Sliding Down The Aisle. A Collective Gasp Rose From The Crew As The Fourteen-pound, Self-basting, Fresh-frozen Projectile Of Wholesome Savory Goodness Plowed Into The Soap Bottles Like A Freight Train Into A Chorus Line Of Drunken Grandmothers.

What If People Really Did That - Sent Their Love Through The Mail To Get Rid Of It? What Would It Be That They Sent? A Box Of Chocolates With Centers Like The Yolks Of Turkey Eggs. A Mud Doll With Hollow Eye Sockets. A Heap Of Roses Slightly More Fragrant Than Rotten. A Package Wrapped In Bloody Newspaper That Nobody Would Want To Open.

... The Armenian Massacre Was The Greatest Crime Of The War, And The Failure To Act Against Turkey Is To Condone It ... The Failure To Deal Radically With The Turkish Horror Means That All Talk Of Guaranteeing The Future Peace Of The World Is Mischievous Nonsense.

I Never Can Hear A Crowd Of People Singing And Gesticulating, All Together, At An Italian Opera, Without Fancying Myself At Athens, Listening To That Particular Tragedy, By Sophocles, In Which He Introduces A Full Chorus Of Turkeys, Who Set About Bewailing The Death Of Meleager.

First, Educate Yourself About What A Vegan Diet Entails And Why It Is Beneficial To Your Health. You Need To Understand And Embrace The Philosophy Or You Will Not Be Able To Make Such A Drastic Dietary Change. Secondly, Make The Change Over Time. Don't Try And "go Cold Turkey"; You Will Shock Your System And You Will Develop Cravings That You May Not Be Able To Fight Off. If You Take Your Time And Let Your Body Adjust You Will Be Eating A Completely Different Diet Before You Realize It.

The Only Thing I Could Think Of Was Turkey Neck And Turkey Gizzards And I Felt Very Depressed.

Cold-turkey Deficit Reduction Would Cause A Significant Recession. A Recent Analysis By The Congressional Budget Office Estimated That Going Headlong Over The Cliff Would Cause Our Gross Domestic Product, Which Has Been Growing At An Annual Rate Of Around 2 Percent, To Fall At A Rate Of 2.9 Percent In The First Half Of 2013.

I Left Iran Back In 1985. I Lived In Turkey For A While, Then I Went To Germany. I Joined A Theater Company There, And We Toured The Country.

I Like To Stuff Myself At Thanksgiving, Not Turkeys.

And Dressed Her [madonna] Up Like A Turkey. After I Read That Stuff, I Thought Long And Hard About What One Would Do To Dress Someone Up Like A Turkey. And I Nailed It. I Figured You've Got To Get Out The Playtex Glove, Blow It Up And Put The Glove Over The Head.

I Think The Bottom Line Is That If You Get Through A Childhood Like Mine, It's Not At All Bad. Obviously, You Come Out A Pretty Tough Turkey, And You Have Had All The Inoculations You Need To Keep You On A Level Keel For The Rest Of Your Life. The Sad Part Is, Most Of Us Don't Come Out.

Any Woman Who Votes For No-fault Divorce Is Like A Turkey Voting For Thanksgiving.