List Of 343+ Grandmother Quotes

My Grandmother Wouldn't Even Speak The Word Democrat If There Were Children In The Room, She'd Say Bastards Instead.

I'm Not Drunk Onstage, Although I've Done That A Couple Of Times When I Was Younger. It's Partly Just The Way I Talk - I Talk Like Somebody In A Rocking Chair. I'm Your 150-year-old Grandmother.

[in Reference To Turkey Bowling] He [tommy] Squinted And Picked His Target, Then Took His Steps And Sent The Bird Sliding Down The Aisle. A Collective Gasp Rose From The Crew As The Fourteen-pound, Self-basting, Fresh-frozen Projectile Of Wholesome Savory Goodness Plowed Into The Soap Bottles Like A Freight Train Into A Chorus Line Of Drunken Grandmothers.

Every Generation Revolts Against Its Fathers And Makes Friends With Its Grandfathers.

I Hate It When Something Is Set In 1967 And Every Piece Of Furniture Was Made In 1967. No! If It's Set In 1967, People Have Furniture Given To Them By Their Grandmother, Which She Bought In 1932!

Even Now / I Am Not Old. / I Never Think Of It, And Yet / I Am A Grandmother To Eleven Grandchildren.

Cassandra Wondered At The Mind's Cruel Ability To Toss Up Flecks Of The Past. Why, As She Neared Her Life's End, Her Grandmother's Head Should Ring With The Voices Of People Long Since Gone. Was It Always This Way? Did Those With Passage Booked On Death's Silent Ship Always Scan The Dock For Faces Of The Long-departed?

Eating Meat Is The Most Disgusting Thing I Can Think Of. It's Like Biting Into Your Grandmother.

Animals Are Nicer Than Humans And They're Conscious Beings. If You Stick Your Grandmother In An Oven, She Will Probably Be Tasty. But Is That Any Reason To Eat Your Grandmother?

Although My Grandmother Lived Out Her Long Life In The Shadow Of Rainy Mountian, The Immense Landscape Of The Continental Interior Lay Like Memory In Her Blood

My Grandmother Always Used To Wear This English Perfume Called Tuberose And Then She Died And Then I Dated This Girl Who Wore The Same Thing. Every Time I Hung Out With Her, I Could Only Think Of My Recently Deceased Grandmother. So Sometimes A Signature Scent Can Be Good And Sometimes It Can Be Bad.

I Assume There Must Be Some Kind Of Genetic Thrust. My Two Grandmothers Were Very Different, But Both Of Them Were Frustrated Musicians.