It Took Me Three Weeks

Before You Get Married You Should Meet Your Fiance's Parents. It Is Not Enough That You Like His Parole Officer.

I'd Love To Slit My Mother-in-law's Corsets And Watch Her Spread To Death.

The Only Parts Left Of My Original Body Are My Elbows.

If You Don't Have Wrinkles, You Haven't Laughed Enough.

Burt Reynolds Once Asked Me Out. I Was In His Room.