Before You Get Married You

All I Ever Learned At My Mother's Knee Was What A Bony Knee Looked Like.

My Husband Always Felt That A Marriage And Career Don't Mix. That's Why He's Never Worked.

Life Began On This Planet When The First Amoeba Split. Mankind Will Still Be Seeking God, Not Accepting That God Is A Spirit; Can't See It, Touch It, Only Feel It. It's Called Love.

Keep At Least One Window Pane Clean To Check The Weather. Once When I Didn't Do This I Sent The Kids Off With Umbrellas For Six Weeks Straight.

My Mother-in-law Buys Her Coats In A Carper Shop. She Wears A 9x12.