All I Ever Learned At

Just Because I Have Rice On My Clothes Doesn't Mean I've Been To A Wedding. A Chinese Man Threw Up On Me.

I Will Never Give Up. I Am In My 14th Year Of A 10-day Beauty Plan.

I Still Take The Pill. I Don't Want Any More Grandchildren.

My Body's In Such Bad Shape I Wear Prescription Underwear.

My Idea Of Exercise Is A Good Brisk Sit.