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My Mother-in-law Must Be The Probation Officer I Got For The Crime I Committed Of Marrying My Husband.

Doctors Say It's Okay To Have Sex After A Heart Attack, Provided You Close The Ambulance Door.

Keep At Least One Window Pane Clean To Check The Weather. Once When I Didn't Do This I Sent The Kids Off With Umbrellas For Six Weeks Straight.

Once Fang Took Pep Pills And They Worked - The Only Time He Ever Ran To Bed.

Everybody Knows How Lazy He Is. One Day The Neighbors Saw Fang Mow The Lawn And I Got Three Get Well Cards.