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I Got My First Laugh When My Mother Entered Me In A Baby Contest.

Tennis Is Like Marrying For Money. Love Means Nothing.

My Mother-in-law Buys Her Coats In A Carper Shop. She Wears A 9x12.

His Finest Hour Lasted A Minute And A Half.

My Sister Was So Promiscuous She Broke Her Ankle In The Glove Compartment Of A Car.