I Got My First Laugh

Some Wives Have Model Husbands, I Got One That Needed Remodeling.

When You Hire A Person To Plan Your Wedding, This Does Not Include Securing The Groom. Plan To Get Married On Friday The 13th. In Years To Come This Will Make It Much Easier To Explain Why Things Turned Out Badly. To Look Beautiful At Your Wedding, Take Time To Plan It. It Took Me A Long Time To Find Two Ugly Bridesmaids And A Frumpy Little Flower Girl.

I'm At An Age When My Back Goes Out More Than I Do.

My Mother-in-law Buys Her Coats In A Carper Shop. She Wears A 9x12.

... If They [your Children] Write Their Names In The Dust On The Furniture, Don't Let Them Put The Year.