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A Friend Told Me The Longer You Keep Romano Cheese, The Better It Gets. So, I Kept It Three Years. And This Thing Turned Mean. Now And Then I'd Open The Refrigerator Door And Throw It Some Food. I'd Have To Walk It Now And Then. And Then It Grew This One Leg. And It's Got This Ugly Fuzz All Over It. And The Dogs Won't Run With It.

[when To Have A Facelift:] If You're Tripping Over Your Neck.

Do Not Taste Food While You're Cooking. You May Lose Your Nerve To Serve It.

I Don't Like To Cook. I Can Make A Tv Dinner Taste Like Radio.

What I Don't Like About Office Christmas Parties Is Looking For A Job The Next Day.