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Any Time Three New Yorkers Get Into A Cab Without An Argument, A Bank Has Just Been Robbed.

If My Jeans Could Talk, They'd Plead For Mercy.

The Reason Women Don't Play Football Is Because 11 Of Them Would Never Wear The Same Outfit In Public.

Burt Reynolds Once Asked Me Out. I Was In His Room.