If My Jeans Could Talk,

Aim High, And You Won't Shoot Your Foot Off.

Just The Other Day I Said To Fang, "don't You Think We've Got A Storybook Romance?" And He Said, "yes, And Every Page Is Ripped.

It's A Certain Kind Of Immortality, Because Those Disney Films Do Go On And On And On.

My Mother-in-law Must Be The Probation Officer I Got For The Crime I Committed Of Marrying My Husband.

I Became A Stand-up Comedienne Because I Had A Sit-down Husband.