I Became A Stand-up Comedienne

There's So Little Money In My Bank Account, My Scenic Checks Show A Ghetto.

I Want My Children To Have All The Things I Couldn't Afford. Then I Want To Move In With Them.

I'm Looking For A Perfume To Overpower Men - I'm Sick Of Karate.

My Eight-year-old Bought A Bicycle With The Money He Saved By Not Smoking.

Absolutely Nothing Was Happening In My Marriage. I Nicknamed My Waterbed, Lake Placid!