Your Husband Drinks Too Much

I Finally Had A Ship Tattooed To My Chest. I Wanted Something On It.

For Fang, Getting Out Of Bed In The Morning Is A Career Move.

You've Got To Realize That When All Goes Well, And Everything Is Beautiful, You Have No Comedy. It's When Somebody Steps On The Bride's Train, Or Belches During The Ceremony That You've Got Comedy!

Absolutely Nothing Was Happening In My Marriage. I Nicknamed My Waterbed, Lake Placid!

My Mother Hated Me. Once She Took Me To An Orphanage And Told Me To Mingle