Never Refer To Your Wedding

I've Been Asked To Say A Couple Of Words About My Husband, Fang. How About Short And Cheap?

I Don't Know How You Feel About Old Age... But In My Case I Didn't Even See It Coming. It Hit Me From The Rear.

It's An Ill Will That Blows When You Leave The Hairdresser.

A Passport Picture Is A Photo Of A Man That He Can Laugh At Without Realizing That It Looks Exactly The Way His Friends See Him.

It's A Good Thing That Beauty Is Only Skin Deep, Or I'd Be Rotten To The Core.