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I'm Beginning To Have Morning Sickness. I'm Not Having A Baby, I'm Just Sick Of Morning.

Keep At Least One Window Pane Clean To Check The Weather. Once When I Didn't Do This I Sent The Kids Off With Umbrellas For Six Weeks Straight.

My Mother-in-law Had A Pain Beneath Her Left Breast. Turned Out To Be A Trick Knee.

If My Jeans Could Talk, They'd Plead For Mercy.

The Doctor Looked My Body Over. I Said: Is There Any Hope? He Said: Yes. Reincarnation.