Absolutely Nothing Was Happening In

Never Go To Bed Angry, Stay Up And Fight.

When I Was A Kid And We Used To Play Post Office, I Was The Dead Letter Office.

The Reason Women Don't Play Football Is Because 11 Of Them Would Never Wear The Same Outfit In Public.

The Last Thing I'd Learn, Well Into My Career, Was How To Get On, How To Say Hello, How To Get In With The Audience.

Nothing Was Happening In The Bedroom. I Nicknamed Our Waterbed The Dead Sea.