The Last Thing I'd Learn,

My Husband Is So Cheap. On Christmas Eve, He Fires One Shot And Tells The Kids Santa Committed Suicide.

Right From The Start My Parents Had Left Me To Fend For Myself. Apparently Unaware That I Was A Kid, They Invariably Treated Me Like An Adult, Perhaps Because They Themselves Were No Spring Chickens.

Next To Gold And Jewelry, Health Is The Most Important Thing You Can Have.

Nothing Was Happening In The Bedroom. I Nicknamed Our Waterbed The Dead Sea.

I Realize It Is Normal To Argue. I Almost Missed World War Ii Watching My Parents Fight.