I Realize It Is Normal

One [expert] Said, 'always Have A Baby Sitter Who Is Acquainted With Your Children.' If They Were Acquainted With My Children, They Wouldn't Sit!

Your Husband Is Lazy If The Directions On His Medicine Say, "a Teaspoon Before Going To Bed," And In One Day He Uses Seven Bottles.

I Don't Know How You Feel About Old Age... But In My Case I Didn't Even See It Coming. It Hit Me From The Rear.

I Spent Seven Hours In A Beauty Shop... And That Was For The Estimate.

The Doctor Looked My Body Over. I Said: Is There Any Hope? He Said: Yes. Reincarnation.