Your Husband Is Lazy If

Too Many Comics Today Ramble. By The Time They Get To The Punch Line, The Audience Has Either Gone To Sleep, Gone To The Bathroom Or Gone To Bed.

If I Wore A Peek-a-boo Dress, It Would Be Like Turning In A False Alarm.

My Mother Hated Me. Once She Took Me To An Orphanage And Told Me To Mingle

If My Jeans Could Talk, They'd Plead For Mercy.

I Honestly Believe There Is Absolutely Nothing Like Going To Bed With A Good #book; Or A Friend Who's #read One.