I'm From Such An Old

I Finally Had A Ship Tattooed To My Chest. I Wanted Something On It.

By Far The Most Common Craving Of Pregnant Women Is Not To Be Pregnant.

I Still Take The Pill. I Don't Want Any More Grandchildren.

If Your Husband Wants To Lick The Beaters On The Mixer, Shut Them Off Before You Give Them To Him.

Aim High, And You Won't Shoot Your Foot Off.