Housework Can't Kill You, But

There's Such A Buildup Of Crud In My Oven, There's Only Room To Bake A Single Cupcake.

Actually, I Comb My Hair Quite Often. Of Course, I Use An Electric Toothbrush.

Your Husband Is Lazy If Coffee Doesn't Keep Him Awake - Even When It's Hot And Being Spilled On Him.

Sex Is Identical To Comedy In That It Involves Timing.

I Realize It Is Normal To Argue. I Almost Missed World War Ii Watching My Parents Fight.