Once Fang Took Pep Pills

I'd Love To Slit My Mother-in-law's Corsets And Watch Her Spread To Death.

Your Husband Drinks Too Much If He Says He Never Drinks Alone, But Considers The Goldfish Somebody.

It's True Fang And I Fight, But We've Never Gone To Bed Mad. Of Course, One Year We Were Up For Three Months.

The Reason Women Don't Play Football Is Because 11 Of Them Would Never Wear The Same Outfit In Public.

Do I Believe In Witchcraft? I'm The Result Of It.