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In Most States You Can Get A Driver's License When You're Sixteen Years Old, Which Made A Lot Of Sense To Me When I Was Sixteen Years Old But Now Seems Insane.

We Spend The First Twelve Months Of Our Children's Lives Teaching Them To Walk And Talk And The Next Twelve Telling Them To Sit Down And Shut Up.

Becoming A Comedienne Was My Way Of Adjusting To Puberty.

Carry An Oar When You Drive. Three Times I've Ended Up In Water.

I Will Never Give Up. I Am In My 14th Year Of A 10-day Beauty Plan.