[when To Have A Facelift:]

I Don’t Want To Sound Like I’m On Dope, But That Hour Is A High; It’s As Good As You Can Feel. A Wonderful, Wonderful Happiness, And Great Power.

Most People Get An Appointment At A Beauty Parlor... I Was Committed!

No Matter What Time Your Guests Arrive, Pretend They're Early, So Naturally You're Not Ready.

A Passport Picture Is A Photo Of A Man That He Can Laugh At Without Realizing That It Looks Exactly The Way His Friends See Him.

You Know You're Old If They Have Discontinued Your Blood Type.