Aim High, And You Won't

I Am Descended From A Very Long Line My Mother Once Foolishly Listened To.

By Far The Most Common Craving Of Pregnant Women Is Not To Be Pregnant.

Every Time I Go Near The Stove, The Dog Howls.

Right From The Start My Parents Had Left Me To Fend For Myself. Apparently Unaware That I Was A Kid, They Invariably Treated Me Like An Adult, Perhaps Because They Themselves Were No Spring Chickens.

Isn't My Fur Stole Pitiful? How Unsuccessful Can A Girl Look? People Think I'm Wearing Anchovies. The Worst Of It Is, I Trapped These Under My Own Sink.