Every Time I Go Near

You've Got To Realize That When All Goes Well, And Everything Is Beautiful, You Have No Comedy. It's When Somebody Steps On The Bride's Train, Or Belches During The Ceremony That You've Got Comedy!

You Know You're Old When Your Walker Has An Airbag.

I Once Wore A Peekaboo Blouse. People Would Peek And Then They’d Boo.

My Cooking Is So Bad My Kids Thought Thanksgiving Was To Commemorate Pearl Harbor.

I Buried A Lot Of My Ironing In The Back Yard.