Remember, Only A Policeman Is

Just The Other Day I Said To Fang, "don't You Think We've Got A Storybook Romance?" And He Said, "yes, And Every Page Is Ripped.

My Mother-in-law Must Be The Probation Officer I Got For The Crime I Committed Of Marrying My Husband.

... If I Invested In A Mouthwash Stock, Bad Breath Would Suddenly Become Popular.

I Realize It Is Normal To Argue. I Almost Missed World War Ii Watching My Parents Fight.

I Honestly Believe There Is Absolutely Nothing Like Going To Bed With A Good #book; Or A Friend Who's #read One.