Remember, Only A Policeman Is

I'd Love To Slit My Mother-in-law's Corsets And Watch Her Spread To Death.

I Am Constantly Being Asked About Individuals. The Only Way To Win Is As A Team. Football Is Not About One Or Two Or Three Star Players.

I've Tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, T'ai Chi, Feng Shui And Deepak Chopra But I Find Straight Gin Works Best.

His Finest Hour Lasted A Minute And A Half.

Aim High, And You Won't Shoot Your Foot Off.