Aim High, And You Won't

The Last Thing My Kids Ever Did To Earn Money Was Lose Their Baby Teeth.

Next To Gold And Jewelry, Health Is The Most Important Thing You Can Have.

We Named All Our Children Kid. Well, They Have Different First Names, Like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .

I Once Wore A Peekaboo Blouse. People Would Peek And Then They’d Boo.

My Mother-in-law Buys Her Coats In A Carper Shop. She Wears A 9x12.