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We Have Far Too Many Kids. At One Time In The Playpen There Was Standing-room Only. It Looked Like A Bus Stop For Midgets. It Used To Get So Damp In There, We'd Have A Rainbow Above It.

Everybody Knows How Much Time Fang Spends In Bed. A Local Store That Gives A 30 Days' Trial On Mattresses Gives Fang Only 15 Days.

You Know What Keeps Me Humble? Mirrors!

Never Refer To Your Wedding Night As The Original Amateur Hour.

My Mother-in-law Must Be The Probation Officer I Got For The Crime I Committed Of Marrying My Husband.