I'm The Only Woman Who

All Mothers Are Working Mothers.

When I Go To The Beach, Even The Tide Won't Come In.

If You Don't Have Wrinkles, You Haven't Laughed Enough.

Too Many Comics Today Ramble. By The Time They Get To The Punch Line, The Audience Has Either Gone To Sleep, Gone To The Bathroom Or Gone To Bed.

I'm From Such An Old Family, It's Been Condemned.