We Spend The First Twelve

Becoming A Comedienne Was My Way Of Adjusting To Puberty.

When I Go To The Beach, Even The Tide Won't Come In.

On The Way To The Delivery Room, I Almost Changed My Mind About Having A Baby. I Wouldn't Have Found It So Hard To Go Ahead With It If I Had Realized That Having A Baby Was The Only Way I Could Ever Become A Grandmother.

A Stand-up Comic Is Judged By Every Line. Singers Get Applause At The End Of Their Song No Matter How Bad They Are.

How Do You Know They're Growing Up? Well, The Bite Marks Are Higher.