We Spend The First Twelve

I'm At An Age When My Back Goes Out More Than I Do.

The Constants All Through The Centuries Will Be The Same; Wine, Women And Song. Other Than That, Life Will Be Very Different Technologically. In The Year 3000 The Universe Will Be Expanding As It Will Forever, Infinitely. We Will Probe Outer Space But Never Find Life As Evolutionized As Ours. We Were Not Created By A Deity. We Created The Deity In Our Image. Life Began On This Planet When The First Amoeba Split. Mankind Will Still Be Seeking God, Not Accepting That God Is A Spirit; Can't See It, Touch It, Only Feel It. It's Called Love.

Self-pity Is Better Than None.

My Mother-in-law Buys Her Coats In A Carper Shop. She Wears A 9x12.

By Far The Most Common Craving Of Pregnant Women Is Not To Be Pregnant.