The 229+ Bob Hope Quotes

On One Hole, I Hit An Alligator So Hard, He's Now My Golf Bag.

Pebble Beach Is Alcatraz With Grass.

Arnold Palmer Is The Biggest Crowd Pleaser Since The Invention Of The Portable Sanitary Facility.

Whenever I Play With Him , I Usually Try To Make It A Foursome - The President, Myself, A Paramedic And A Faith Healer.

It Was A Great Honour To Be Inducted Into The Hall Of Fame. I Didn't Know They Had A Caddie Division.

He Hits The Ball 130 Yards And His Jewelry Goes 150.

He Was Bare Chested And In Good Trim. I Said That Just Looking At Him I Knew There Would Always Be An England

Go Figure A Crazy, Mixed-up Country Where Ballet Outsells Boxing. I Wouldn't Be Surprised If Their Wrestling Was On The Level.

Tokyo Cab Drivers Are All Ex-kamikaze Pilots.

Seventy Years Of Ad-lib Material, And I Am Speechless.

There Was Nothing Subtle About Our Landing. The Pilot Just Pointed The Nose At The Ground And Let Her Rip.

They'll Always Be An England, Even If It's In Hollywood.