Pebble Beach Is Alcatraz With

For The First Time, You Can Actually See The Losers Turn Green

Jimmy Stewart Could Have Been A Good Golfer, But He Speaks So Slowly That By The Time He Yells 'fore!' The Guy He's Hit Is Already In An Ambulance On The Way To The Hospital.

My Folks Were English . . . We Were Too Poor To Be British.

I Feel Very Humble, But I Think I Have The Strength Of Character To Fight It.

English Clubs Are Very Exclusive. I Played Royal Foxshire And They Made Me Wear A Suit And Tie. . . In The Shower.