English Clubs Are Very Exclusive.

The Only Time To Believe Any Kind Of Rating Is When It Shows You At The Top.

I Left England When I Was Four Because I Found Out I Could Never Be King.

It's A Wonderful World. It May Destroy Itself But You'll Be Able To Watch It All On Tv.

Golf Is A Hard Game To Figure. One Day You Will Go Out And Slice It And Shank It, Hit Into All The Traps And Miss Every Green. The Next Day You Go Out And, For No Reason At All, You Really Stink.

My Old Friend Jack Benny Has Only Had One Ball All His Golfing Life. And Now He's Lost It. The String Came Off!