If You Haven't Got Any

I've Been Playing Golf A Long Time, Although It's Not Really True That On My First Round They Strapped My Bag On The Back Of A Dinosaur.

Jimmy Stewart Could Have Been A Good Golfer, But He Speaks So Slowly That By The Time He Yells 'fore!' The Guy He's Hit Is Already In An Ambulance On The Way To The Hospital.

Don't Tempt Me, I Can Resist Anything But Temptation.

I Only Speak A Little Pigeon French. Just Enough To Get By With The Little French Pigeons.

Middle Age Is When Your Age Starts To Show Around Your Middle.