It Gave Dirty Politics A

Welcome To The Academy Awards, Or, As It's Known At My House, Passover.

The Place Was So British, I Wouldn't Have Been Surprised If The Mice Wore Monocles.

If They Liked You, They Didn't Applaud -- They Let You Live.

Sure Vietnam Is A Dirty War. I've Never Heard Of A Clean One.

Audiences Are My Best Friends. You Never Tire Of Talking With Your Best Friends.