The Place Was So British,

I've Got To Watch Myself These Days. It's Too Exciting Watching Anyone Else.

You Know You're Getting Old When The Candles Cost More Than The Cake.

I Was Lucky, You Know, I Always Had A Beautiful Girl And The Money Was Good. Although I Would Have Done The Whole Thing Over For, Oh, Perhaps Half.

I Like To Play In The Low 70's. If It Gets Any Hotter Than That I'll Stay In The Bar!

Go Figure A Crazy, Mixed-up Country Where Ballet Outsells Boxing. I Wouldn't Be Surprised If Their Wrestling Was On The Level.