The Place Was So British,

You Know You're Getting Old When The Candles Cost More Than The Cake.

For The First Time, You Can Actually See The Losers Turn Green

Isn't It Fun To Go Out On The Course And Lie In The Sun?

Wine, Women And Song Have Been Replaced By Prune Juice, A Heating Pad And The Gong Show.

Everybody Is Afraid They Won't Have Any Money After They Die, But Jack Benny Discovered A Way To Take It With Him. He Had His Appendix Taken Out And A Piggy Bank Put In.